Are You Secretly A Vampire?

You Are Not a Vampire

Sorry to disappoint you, but it turns out that you aren't going the live forever. At least, not as a vampire. The good news is that you won't have to drink any blood, and you're free to go on basking in the sun. Plus, you get to eat all the garlic you want... an aspect of not being a vampire that's highly underrated. Enjoy your healthy glow and appreciation for human food. And stay away from those bloodsuckers who hope to turn you.

Are You Secretly A Vampire?

I do like my garlic, I might wanna get in the sun a lil bit though