What Will You Get for the 12 Days of Christmas?

For the twelve days of Christmas, your true love will send you:

Twelve robots drumming Eleven christmas trees a-twinkling Ten midgets a-leaping Nine ladies knitting Eight alpacas a-milking Seven eggnogs a-intoxicating Six puppies a-barking Five Golden Girls Four calling bill collectors Three French berets Two starving Olsen twins And a crazy homeless person in an apple tree

What Will You Get for the 12 Days of Christmas?

oh goody! i can't wait