What Should Your New Year's Resolution Be?

Your New Year's Resolutions

1) Get a pet bunny 2) Eat less brussel sprouts 3) Travel to Mexico 4) Study abnormal psychology 5) Get in shape with midget tossing

What Should Your New Year's Resolution Be?

no
haven't eaten one this whole year
most likely
no
hell no

Will You Keep Your New Year's Resolution?

You Probably Won't Keep Your New Year's Resolution

Something isn't quite right with the resolution you've selected. Maybe it's time for a different one?

Will You Keep Your New Year's Resolution?

I have faith this year

Drag Queen Name Generator

Your Drag Queen Name Is:

Holly Wood

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I Like!!

What Crappy Christmas Gift Are You?

You Are Ugly Underwear!

Comfortable and soft, more people like you than let on. But it's very difficult for you to show yourself in public.

What Crappy Christmas Gift Are You?

My aunt sent me that mess one year. I'm like really, are you serious?

What Christmas Carol Are You?

Your Christmas Song Is

Baby, It's Cold Outside I simply must go - Baby, it's cold outside The answer is no - Ooh baby, it's cold outside This welcome has been - I'm lucky that you dropped in So nice and warm -- Look out the window at that storm Christmas is nice and all... But being snowed in is icing on the cake

What Christmas Carol Are You?

nobody's droppin in on me this year

Your Christmas is Most Like: A Very Brady Christmas

For you, it's all about sharing times with family. Even if you all get a bit cheesy at times.

What Movie Is Your Christmas Most Like?

wow, I wouldn't consider my co-workers family

What's Your Elf Name?

Your Elf Name Is...

Pixie Mc Mini

What's Your Elf Name?

hmm, sounds like the holiday cookie @ mcdonald's

What's Your Holiday Stress Level?

Your Holiday Stress Level is Moderate

The holidays sometimes stress you out, but mostly because they wear you down. Take it easy! You can have a fun holiday without running yourself ragged.

What's Your Holiday Stress Level?

My holiday secret is to buy myself something nice and buy one toy for the kids in the same city.

What Christmas Tree Are You?

You Are a Minimal Christmas Tree

You're not a total Scrooge, but you feel no need to go overboard at Christmas. Less is more, and your Christmas reflects refined quality.

What Christmas Tree Are You?

some folks want to put all the decorations on the tree

What Will Be In Your Christmas Stocking?

Your Christmas Stocking Will Be Filled With a Stuffed Animal

Either Santa got your Christmas wish many years late... Or he secretly thinks you're a bit immature!

What Will Be In Your Christmas Stocking?

I happen to like stuffed animals

What Holiday Food Are You?

You Are a Gingerbread House

A little spicy and a little sweet, anyone would like to be lost in the woods with you.

What Holiday Food Are You?

there's too much goin on with that

Which of Santa's Reindeer Are You?

You Are Cupid

A total romantic, you're always crushing on a new reindeer. Why You're Naughty: You've caused so much drama, all the reindeers aren't speaking to each other. Why You're Nice: You have a knack for playing matchmaker. You even hooked Rudolph up!

Which of Santa's Reindeer Are You?

ha!

Were You Naughty or Nice This Year?

You Were Mostly Nice This Year!

Sure, you had your naughty moments... but guess what? Santa was probably sleeping when you were living it up. As far as he's concerned, you've been on your best behavior. So cross your fingers, and you might score good presents.

Were You Naughty or Nice This Year?

we all fall down lol

What Kind of Gift Giver Are You?

You Are a Practical Gift Giver

Your gifts are useful, appropriate, and custom tailored to each person. In your opinion, the best gifts are gifts that someone will actually use. Your gifts may not be the most glamourous, but they are always appreciated.

What Kind of Gift Giver Are You?

the kind of gifts I never receive

Girls Parts Name Generator

Your Girl Parts Are Named:

The Abyss

Girl Parts Name Generator

don't get lost in there

The Magical Pick Up Line Generator

Your Pickup Line Is

Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

The Magical Pick Up Line Generator

it's true

What's Your Star Wars Horoscope?

Star Wars Horoscope for Pisces

A typical Pisces, you have your head in the clouds. You're self-sacrificing and a bit too passive to stand up to the dark side. You become fairly pessimistic when put under pressure. You are a chameleon - wanting to change your scenery on occassion. Star wars character you are most like: Lando

What Is Your Star Wars Horoscope?

those Star Wars people look scary

Do You Drink Too Much?

You Don't Drink Too Much

Looks like you're a social drinker, at worst! Keep partying, but as always, know when you've hit your limit.

Do You Drink Too Much?

i drank a lot last night

You Don't Drink Too Much

Looks like you're a social drinker, at worst! Keep partying, but as always, know when you've hit your limit.

Do You Drink Too Much?

i will be at work tomorrow

What Country Should You Spend the Holidays In?

You Should Spend the Holidays In

Japan - where it's traditional to eat KFC for Christmas Dinner. Seriously!

What Country Should You Spend the Holidays In?

mm chicken!

Are You a Grinch?

Nope, You're Not a Grinch

Although you may feel Grinch-like at times, it's just because you're worn out from the holidays. You get into the holiday spirit more than most people - and you truly enjoy celebrating with your family and friends.

Are You a Grinch?

what family & friends? co-workers is more like it

How Should You Spend the Holidays?

Your Holiday Personality is Hyper

Any holiday activity is well suited to you - as long as you keep moving. Shop everywhere and anywhere. Create your own holiday cards. Make everyone on a your list a custom stocking of goodies!

How Should You Spend the Holidays?

yea right

What Will You Get for the 12 Days of Christmas?

For the twelve days of Christmas, your true love will send you:

Twelve robots drumming Eleven christmas trees a-twinkling Ten midgets a-leaping Nine ladies knitting Eight alpacas a-milking Seven eggnogs a-intoxicating Six puppies a-barking Five Golden Girls Four calling bill collectors Three French berets Two starving Olsen twins And a crazy homeless person in an apple tree

What Will You Get for the 12 Days of Christmas?

oh goody! i can't wait

What Dessert Are You?

You Are a Cupcake

Cute and fun, you never take life too seriously. People are constantly surprised by how delightful you are.

What Dessert Are You Most Like?

yummy! :)

What Christmas Ornament Are You?

You Are a Snowman

Friendly and fun, you enjoy bringing holiday cheer to everyone you know!

What Christmas Ornament Are You?

my favorite ornament is a gold metal sleigh with my old picture in it

How Peaceful Are You?

You Are 55% Peaceful

In general, you think the world's a pretty great place - and you're happy to be a part of it. Sometimes you struggle with life, but who doesn't? You are quite level headed, though you have more inner angst than you'd like.

How Peaceful Are You?

cant let others get me down

What Does Your Birth Date Mean For Your Love Life?

Your Birthdate: March 9

For you, love is a feeling that lingers for really long time - even after a relationship is totally over. In fact, you still make have strong feelings for the first person you fell in love with. You usually are reluctant to end relationships. And sometimes you're the last to know that things are ending! Number of True Loves You'll Have: 5 Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 4 You are most compatible with people born on the 9th, 18th, and 27th of the month.

What Does Your Birth Date Mean For Your Love Life?

interesting

Do You Have Him Hooked?

You're Reeling Him In

It sounds like you and your guy are a fairly new couple. He's into you, but he's not willing to bet his life on it. But if you've been together for a while, you may need to consider why he's not hooked yet!

Do You Have Him Hooked?

my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

Does Your World Revolve Around Your Guy?

Your Guy Influences a Little Bit of Your Life

You don't mind giving up a little of your life for your guy. But there's no way that you'd put him first all the time. You've struck a good balance of independence and compromise. Just make sure he gives up a little for you too!

Does Your World Revolve Around Your Guy?

u cant be selfish in a relationship

What Year Should You Have Been Born Under?

You Should Have Been Born Under:

You are totally loyal, faithful, and honest. However, you don't trust others to be as ethical as you are! Straight forward and direct, you really aren't one for small talk. You are a great listener - and an agreeable companion when you're in a good mood! You are most compatible with a Tiger or Horse.

What Year Should You Have Been Born Under?

just let me be the rat that I am

What Year Were You Born Under?

You Were Born Under:

You are quick witted, charming, and bring luck to all who know you. A bit greedy, you tend to go after what you want - with success. Clever, you seek out knowledge... and eventually use what you know to your advantage. You are very loyal, and you treat your real friends like they are family. You are most compatible with a Dragon or Monkey.

What Year Were You Born Under?

he is a monkey :)

What's Your 1996 Theme Song?

Your 1996 Theme Song Is: California Love by Tupac and Dre

Let me serenade the streets of L.A. From Oakland to Sacktown The Bay Area and back down Cali is where they put they mack down Give me love!

What's Your 1996 Theme Song?

California knows how to party!!

Are You Immature?

You Are Somewhat Mature

You definitely act like an adult sometimes, but a big part of you is still a kid at heart. While your immature side is definitely fun, you're going to have to grow up sooner or later.

Are You Immature?

how come growing up can't be fun?

Are You Ready for Marriage?

You Are 71% Ready for Marriage

You are almost ready for marriage, and you could be ready to be engaged. You're still figuring out the details of your ideal relationship!

Are You Ready for Marriage?

might help if I had a man

What's Your Frangrance Profile?

Your Fragrance Profile

The best calming fragrance: vanilla The best fragrance for everyday wear: orange The best fragrance to boost your sex appeal: lavender The best fragrance for energy: pine

What's Your Fragrance Profile?

pine?